I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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