My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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