Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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