it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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