Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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