sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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