you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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