Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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