I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
