I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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