My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's rum buckets o'clock
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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