I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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