I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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