as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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