she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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