i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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