So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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go home
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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