I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
The adults are the big ones right?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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