Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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