In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
that's an acceptable place to lick
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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