Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just gargled with NyQuil
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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