I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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