I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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