i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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