I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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