what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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