I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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