We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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