Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
