There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He felt like a one man threesome
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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