theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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