I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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