So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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