On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You were trust falling into bushes
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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