Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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