There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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