Those balls look pretty dangerous.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
So squirting runs in the family.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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