So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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