no, he came in my armpit
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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