This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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