its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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