What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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