Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm too high and old for this...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
