Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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