the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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