Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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