susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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