omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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