Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
