i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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It's never too late to be topless.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
i think im in europe. pls send help
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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