Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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