All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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