i permit you to call me
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
My feet surprised me
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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