I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Rumble strips road head = magical
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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