Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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