I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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