he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
